If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
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1. plug in your earphones.
2. press play.
3. close your eyes.
DO IT NOW.
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The amazing moment when you and your best friend say the same thing at the same time.
and you just look at each other like
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When I get drunk
At the start of the evening:
2 drinks later:
4 drinks later:
Everyone else:
The morning after:
This is what power is
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ABORT MISSON
DELETE TUMBLR
BURN THE COMPUTER
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When complete strangers on the Internet tell me they love me.
How I should react
How I actually react
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